If you can't read dozens of magazines and journals and papers, we have three options, The Matilda Ziegler Magazine for the Blind, The Braille Mirror, and Choice Magazine Listening. It is this latter, I want to audio-discuss today.

Meanwhile here are two pieces of wisdom taken from Dave Barry's 16 things he took until age 50 to learn.

• A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
• Your friends love you anyway.
  

What's our excuse for not learning?

Imagine that!